1
Q: what did one math book say to the other?
A: I have a lot of problems !
2
Q: where does Dracula keep his money?
A: in the blood bank!
3
Q: what's black and white and red all over?
A: A zebra with a rash!
A: A zebra with a rash!
4
Q: what's the difference between a train and a teacher?
A: A teacher says,"spit out your gum!". and a train says,"chew,chew!"
A: A teacher says,"spit out your gum!". and a train says,"chew,chew!"
5
Q: why did the boy bring a ladder to school?
A: He wanted to go to high school!
A: He wanted to go to high school!
6
Q: Where do pencils go for vacation?
A : pencil-vania!
A : pencil-vania!
7
q: What has four legs but can't walk?
a: a chair....
a: a chair....
8
Q: What did baby corn say to mommy corn?
A: Where's popcorn?
A: Where's popcorn?
9
Q: What fish only swims at night?
A: A starfish...
A: A starfish...